United Skates

from by Andy Koufax

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United Skates is a roller skating rink in my neighborhood I frequented as a child. That child never envisioned the adult version of himself having to wake up every morning to report to a soul crushing 9-5. But it happened. This is the anthem for getting the fuck out of that lifestyle.


With the crumbs left over on my plate
From a meal that wasn't worth my time
On a day that couldn't even meet
The basest of desires, I wanna start a fire
Animal herded onto a train
Appreciative of the trough
The window looks just like my face
It used to be so soft, it used to have a gloss
What if I got used to it?
Run up the stairs
Fall down the pit
Find a crevice
Where I fit
Look no further
For advancement
Be finished.


from Chin Music, released October 23, 2013
Written, Recorded, and Performed by Andy Koufax
Mixed and Mastered by Willie Green



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Hold your horses. Andy's arrived. And he's gonna let you finish (maybe). But not before imparting you with knowledge that will finally allow you to tell off your boss, kiss the bartender you have a crush on even though they've seen you piss yourself, and sky rocket the amount of jumping jacks you can do in a row! All of this worldly wisdom and transformative speech is on his new EP Chin Music. ... more

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